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The Breaks: Wu-Tang Clan's Ice Cream Truck Is Back In Business


It’s the middle of May and the days are getting longer, nights getting warmer, skirts getting shorter. Perfect time for some Shaolin sherbet scooped right off the Wu-Tang ice cream truck.

Thank Based Gawd that RZA and Raekwon are finally on the same page for this A Better Tomorrow album. Could you imagine the Wu ice cream truck without Rae himself? We tried, replacing the Good Humor truck with a little humor of our own. Check the sketch above, menu below. Welcome back, Chef!

ODB’s Bizzare Bucket: Good for the Children!
Supreme Fry-in-Shell: Fried crab, a Dutch and a Cranberry Snapple”
No Said Dates: Vegetarian Friendly!
Chef’s Special: C.R.E.A.M.ed Spinach w/ Simmered Beef
Inspectah Speck: Pairs best with other dishes
Ticallion Scallions: Choose your cooking M.E.T.H.O.D.
Digi Snacks: Served with Bong Water
Golden Parms: Four baby eggplant medallions
Liquid Gourds: Read the label for ingredients
Ice Cream: French Vanilla, Butter Pecan, Chocolate Deluxe

The Breaks is a comic strip written by Jesse Hagen (@JHagen34) and Kenny Keil (@KennyKeil), with illustrations by Keil. Series conceived by Hagen.

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